True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. Peter Marshall: Charley, what do you call a pig that weighs more than 150 pounds? / Not enough Alice Faye / What's the matter with kids today? I KNEW IT! Peter Marshall: True or false, Paul - Gypsy folklore says that God created man by baking him in an oven. | Privacy Policy But be careful,because our stars have the tendency to bluff you at all times." It was my Avon Lady. What a stupid question. Despite an urban legend to the contrary, Paul Lynde remained in the center at the producers' discretion. Eventually, Hackett became the regular center square for the rest of the year and all of 1967. Burt Reynolds: Small cute thing just below Cher's waist? And this is Paul. Peter Marshall: What are "dual-purpose cattle" good for that other cattle aren't? Paul Lynde: Did you know that Rose Marie is standing up right now in her cubicle? On the show Hollywood Squares, two contestants compete in a game of tic-tac-toe to win cash and other prizes. What kind of bird are you by the way? I'll say the eyes because I read about it so much. A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. Burt Reynolds: Small cute thing just below Cher's waist? We are The New Hollywood Squares! Peter Marshall: True or false, George: experts say there are only seven or eight things in the world dumber than an ant. Whoever wins the most money and the end of the show will have a chance to drive away in one of these beautiful (insert car brands). ~ (Paul Lynde). Who was he referring to? One example: Lynde garnered considerable fame from the series, as well as money. -(1987-1988), "Contestants are briefed that some celebrities will be provided answers and possible bluff responses prior to taping. Id get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you. Q: Imagine you are a child in your mother's womb. I always pour wine from that. All in THE HOLLYWOOD SQUARES!". Charley Weaver: Dennis Weaver. All those little thermoses and paper bags-it makes the other guests uncomfortable. - (1975-1979), "The areas of questions designed for the celebrities and possible bluff answers are presented to some celebrities in advance. I grew up speaking that language, this isn't put on. Capped teeth? ", 1980 "Las Vegas" season:"From the Riviera hotel in Las Vegas, the entertainment capital of the world, it's the Hollywood Squares, with (insert celebrities), and Paul Lynde, all in The Hollywood Squares. ], 2000-2002 Opening Question: CELEBRITY: "One of the celebrities/stars was (insert question)? and one book, 100 Things X-Men Fans Should Know & Do Before They Die, from Triumph Books. Paul Lynde: Did you know that Rose Marie is standing up right now in her cubicle? I'm not supposed to *help* people! All the latest gaming news, game reviews and trailers. David Brenner: You do? Paul Lynde : [turns and looks at Leslie Uggams] Looks like you were overcooked. Covering the hottest movie and TV topics that fans want. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. ~ (Paul Lynde). What should people from California be prepared for? Paul Lynde: [singing] # We wish you a Merry Christmas, / We we wish you a Merry Christmas. Jan Murray: She's right, Pete, but you're a damn good emcee. Does your doctor have anything to help you? Peter Marshall: In baseball, there's a special name for the area between a player's knees and his armpits. Paul Lynde: Oh, I love a good religious group. TV Shows on DVD Reviews. | About Us ~ (Paul Lynde), I feel now its useless to keep hoping. Julia Quinn, The general nature of the speech act fallacy can be stated as follows, using "good" as our example. I can't help how my face loonks. Paul Lynde: He wanted the Tin Man to notice him. Isnt Hollywood a dumpin the human sense of the word. Each game is worth $250 and the first player to win two games wins the match and remains on the show!" Paul Lynde: [turns and looks at Leslie Uggams] Looks like you were overcooked. There are boys who clutch secrets at night in the same way they clutch denial in the day. I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. Beneath the beech trees and sugar maples, feet crunching against dead leaves, I hope for strength. Tony Randall: [staring dramatically into the camera] I don't *know*. Read more about this topic: Paul Lynde Famous quotes containing the word hollywood: " Isn't Hollywood a dumpin the human sense of the word. [Leslie Uggams laughed so hard she was lying across the desk. "The Paul Lynde Halloween Special Quotes." The areas of some questions designed for the celebrities and possible bluffs are discussed with some celebrities. Cecily Westinghouse: Why are you wearing that earring? Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. "A room is like a stage. "I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.". Is she normal? Paul Lynde: [to Gene Simmons] Why don't you push the down button on your elevator shoes? What was it? ~ (Paul Lynde), I laughed all the way through Love Story. 18 Jan. 2023. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Facelifts? Peter Marshall: True or false, every day, about 10 million American women take the pill. [Sesame Street's Oscar the Grouch is the Secret Square, and the contestant wins it]. Host Introduction: And here's your host, Jo-o-o-o-o-o-hn Davidson! Paul Edward Lynde was an American comedian, actor and TV personality. - Tom Bergeron (2002-2004), "You got (insert amount) correct (in 30 seconds), so let's take away (insert amount) of the bad keys." Rose Marie: Gosh, Pete, I did that once and his wife caught us. According to "Cosmo," will you probably be helped in overcoming your shyness by choosing an extroverted, outgoing husband? Paul Lynde: Makeup? He has a new best seller about another stopover point. Who plays Helen? Follow him on Twitter at @Brian_Cronin and feel free to e-mail him suggestions for stories about comic books that you'd like to see featured at brianc@cbr.com! George Gobel: Yes, and I think I voted for six of 'em. Hes always been #1 in my book., RELATED: Ten Of The Most Memorable Game Show Hosts In History. ~ (Paul Lynde)if(typeof ez_ad_units!='undefined'){ez_ad_units.push([[250,250],'internetpillar_com-large-mobile-banner-1','ezslot_1',192,'0','0'])};__ez_fad_position('div-gpt-ad-internetpillar_com-large-mobile-banner-1-0');Save, The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. Lynde remained in his seat, tapping his fingers, asking if they were going to finish the show. Whoever wins the most money and the end of the show will have a chance to drive away in one of these beautiful (insert car brand) (cheers and whistles) we tossed a coin backstage, (insert player) won the toss, (or) as always our challenger goes first, that's you (insert player), so you get to pick a square!" We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Housekeeper: [about her sister's house] It's well-preserved. You make yourself so ugly. - Hollywood Squares Host, "As you know, the stars are briefed (before the show) to help them with the bluffs but they are hearing the actual questions for the first time (as they are asked)." Paul Lynde was an actor, comedian, voice artist, and game show panelist from the United States. Peter Marshall: True or false, Paul Revere had 16 children? I can remember the first joke ever written for him was, Paul, why do motorcyclists wear leather? Because chiffon wrinkles. It was wonderful. "The Hollywood Squares Quotes." 2002-2003, 2004: From the Celebrity Capital of the World, it's Hollywood Squares, starring (insert celebrities), and this week's Center Square, (insert celebrity), and your host, Tom Bergeron! Rose Marie: [pointing to her head] The black bow! Top Hollywood Squares Paul Lynde Quotes. Ive never found an easy way. "Don't feel sorry for me, okay? Nice to have you with us. Web. I have covered a number of them over the years in various Legends Revealeds, like how Elvis Presley, at one point, would require songwriters to credit Presley as co-writer of the songs and get half of their songwriting copyright in exchage for agreeing to do their songs (one artist famously refused to get credit himself, then, if he was forced to share with Presley) or how Roy Huggins was such a powerful TV writer and producer at one point that his studo contract stipulated that even his pseudonym would get his own parking space! It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable. Extensive quotes from Paul Lynde about family, entertainment, food and mental health Liner notes by producer and writer, Bob Booker. Now back to Peter Marshall/Okay/It's your turn/That's it, Peter!" - Viewer (Whoever's watching also said by the late Bob Monkhouse from the British version of Hollywood Squares as Celebrity Squares), "Put an X/a circle 'O' (up/down/over) there!" In addition, some celebrities may have access to all of the game material." And Other Amazing Comic Book Trivia! Paul Lynde had been a regular panelist on Hollywood Squares since 1966, as he was a popular character actor at the time, perhaps best known at the time for a series of appearances on the TV show, Bewitched, as Uncle Arthur, Samantha Stephens' warlock uncle, but as Hollywood Squares host Peter Marshall later recalled, "A writer on the show, Bill Armstrong, became producer and he said, Lets write jokes for Paul Lynde. And that changed everything. Should you be upset if he talks about his secretary? George Gobel: I don't know but it's coming from the next apartment. Peter Marshall: Your baby has a certain object which he loves to cling to. What a stupid question. What did the Straw Man want? Peter Marshall: Paul, any good sailor knows that when a man falls off a ship you yell 'Man overboard!' I never take just water. [the loud horn sounds to signify time running out on the nighttime show]. | Contact Us Peter Marshall: True or false, massaging the feet helps some people with hot flashes? Oscar the Grouch: But I like being miserable; that makes me happy. | About Us PM: George, True or false, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. Paul Lynde: [referring to a certain jingle] Aren't you glad? remember, the way to gain a square is by determining if the celebrity is giving a correct answer!" The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage. Peter Marshall: Eddie Fisher recently said, "I am sorry. Paul Lynde: Did you pack everything? Peter Marshall: Dennis Weaver, Debbie Reynolds, and Shelley Winters star in the movie "What's The Matter With Helen?" You never wanted what I had. It is up to them to figure out if the answers the stars are giving them are correct or they're just making one up. should be engaged? 18 Jan. 2023. I'm not supposed to *help* people! Contact lenses? And then you took it, and now I don't have it, so why do you hate me? - John Davidson (1985 Pilot), "The object of the game of course is simply win tic-tac-toe, three squares across, down or diagonally or to acquire the most squares you can. Peter Marshall: True or false: According to columnist Bert Bacharach, people tend to start shrinking a little after age 30. "I guess, then, I hate you for being so helpless. Peter Marshall: According to the IRS, out of every 10 Americans audited, how many end up paying more taxes? To get what? Youve got to remember that this was 1966 or 67. Lailah Gifty Akita, They don't have to all be maidens. Talk About/Episode Guide/Season 2 (19891990), "Today/This Morning"[said in 1966-67 only]. You get to start!" But I'm not college educated; I don't know rules of grammar. The chair sat dripping in front of the door.So maybe it's your face. The object of this game is to get three stars in a row either across, up and down or diagonally. Charley Weaver: How many men are on the table? Now, excuse me, I'm going back to my group to trip the heavy fantastic. - John Moschitta Jr. (2003-2004), "Celebrity panelists are briefed in advance." I don't shave! If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest . Fool, who needs her when you - when you've got you! Peter Marshall: [still laughing] You certainly are! Peter Marshall: Can boys join the Campfire Girls? He also voiced animated characters for four Hanna-Barbera productions. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. Peter Marshall: This is a bluffing game! Paul Lynde: Pampers. Paul Lynde: No, but I have to be terribly careful when I do my ironing. Burt Reynolds: People think I'm not normal because I keep taking her temperature. [contestant freaks out; Marshall counts off five one-thousand-dollar bills]. There are boys screwing for the right reasons and boys screwing for the wrong ones. Charley Weaver: The people from Florida and the people from the Midwest. - Hollywood Squares Host, "I'll take (insert celebrity) for the block/(5 square) win." New Movie News, Movie Trailers & upcoming Movie Reviews. Paul Lynde: Let's see toupees? What kind of bird are you by the way? As far as cookbooks go, I think Joy of Cooking is a classic. [looks down to check his line, but it looks like he is looking at his crotch. I tuck that thought inside me, warm and small like balled hands inside hoodie pockets. Peter Marshall: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? Peter Marshall: Oscar, aren't you proud again? JOHN: (Enjoy the/your weekend.) In the course of this presentation, actual questions and/or answers may be discerned by the celebrities." An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing. Should you try to break him of his habit? Feel free (heck, I implore you!) Paul Lynde: Let's see toupees? to write in with your suggestions for future installments! An anecdote related during the A&E Biography on Lynde described an earthquake that occurred during the Hollywood Squares taping that frightened and alarmed many of the guests. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. She then she got up, walked over to Paul, smacked him on his shoulder, and walked back to her square laughing along with all the stars and the audience]. I remember. However, nothing was mentioned about him having to be center stage and as the show's creator, Heatter once noted, "We never had anyone competing to be in the center square.". Swami Kriyananda, Life is easy, life is delightful. The concept of the game was that nine celebrities would sit in a set that was designed like a giant Tic-Tac-Toe game board. Nice to have you with us. ~ (Paul Lynde), I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. Florence Henderson: Will humming help my tennis game? Rose Marie: I don't know, Peter! Peter Marshall: Rich, what land animal has the largest eyes? A character actor with a distinctively campy and snarky persona that often poked fun at his barely closeted homosexuality, Lynde was well known for his roles as Uncle Arthur on Bewitched, the befuddled father Harry MacAfee in Bye Bye Birdie, and as a regular "center square" panelist on the game show The Hollywood Squares from 1968 to 1981. Rose Marie: Gosh, Pete, I did that once and his wife caught us. That is the same case with a longstanding legend that says that Paul Lynde, the longtime famous "center square" on Hollywood Squares from 1968 until the show's first run ended in 1981 (Lynde passed away in 1982). [another Secret Square is won courtesy of Oscar the Grouch]. The audience and panel erupts into laughter]. The celebrity would first give a joke answer, and then an actual answer. Peter Marshall: What do most dentists say you should do with your dentures when you go to bed? Sheik: Because I'm a very chic Sheik. Witchiepoo: It's a hot dog with all the meat scooped out of it. This is Peter. Peter Marshall: On what night is a woman most likely to be molested? It has an IQ of 185. My e-mail address is bcronin@legendsrevealed.com. Charley Weaver: She lived in a shoe? All Rights Reserved. Paul Lynde: Open the ruby portals of your lips to the white-hot passion of my desire. 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